Discussion in 'Shout Box' started by Joshuastone7, Jun 1, 2013.
How did Moses make his coffee? Hebrew'd it...
I've posted this on another thread but I'll post it again here:
Luke 1:28,29 (where the angel Gabriel appears to Mary and announces to her that she will have a son), provides scriptural proof that he is multi-lingual.
It appears that the angel Gabriel has a grasp of the Aussie Speak language for he says in verse 28: "Good day, highly favoured one, Jehovah is with you."
Evidently Mary is unacquainted with the Aussie Speak language as indicated by her response in verse 29: "But she was deeply disturbed at the saying and begin to reason out what sort of greeting this might be."
Who was the only Mathematician in the Bible?
Moses, because he wrote Numbers.
When I came into the truth everyone had jokes in the bible ....they were great...but it got stomped ...on as being disrespectful..as I loved them.
I'd tell them hear but for the life of me I cannot remember any of them.
I think some witness forget that Jehovah loves a happy heart and humour.
The whole nation were mathematicians as is seen in Exodus 1:7...
And the Israelites* became fruitful and began to increase greatly, and they kept on multiplying
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