Bible Jokes... :)

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    How did Moses make his coffee? Hebrew'd it... :)
     
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    I've posted this on another thread but I'll post it again here:


    Luke 1:28,29 (where the angel Gabriel appears to Mary and announces to her that she will have a son), provides scriptural proof that he is multi-lingual.

    It appears that the angel Gabriel has a grasp of the Aussie Speak language for he says in verse 28: "Good day, highly favoured one, Jehovah is with you." :)

    Evidently Mary is unacquainted with the Aussie Speak language as indicated by her response in verse 29: "But she was deeply disturbed at the saying and begin to reason out what sort of greeting this might be." :confused:

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    BreakTheWalls

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    Who was the only Mathematician in the Bible?

    Moses, because he wrote Numbers.
     
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    Thinking

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    When I came into the truth everyone had jokes in the bible ....they were great...but it got stomped ...on as being disrespectful..as I loved them.
    I'd tell them hear but for the life of me I cannot remember any of them.
    I think some witness forget that Jehovah loves a happy heart and humour.
     
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    Frank Conger

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    The whole nation were mathematicians as is seen in Exodus 1:7...

    And the Israelites* became fruitful and began to increase greatly, and they kept on multiplying
     
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