I found this on-line one day when I was doing some research and thought that I might post it here, for a bit of amusement, I'm not sure who wrote it, but I'll quote it as being from an anonymous source.

(Quote)
Philosophy is like being in a dark room and looking for a
black cat.

Metaphysics is like being in a dark room and looking for a
black cat that isn't there.


Theology is like being in a dark room and looking for a
black cat that isn't there and shouting "I found it!"


Science is like being in a dark room and looking for a
black cat using a flashlight.(End of quote)